Day of Fasting Included Hot Dogs.

Everybody knows, if you’re going to pray and fast for 7 hours straight, you gotta have good snacks on hand to help keep the energy up. 

Thirty-thousand Christians packed into Reliant Stadium in Texas to pray and fast for 7 hours straight. The fasting was less like actual fasting and more like light snacking on hot dogs. The Texas Tribune reports that, while many followed the fasting advice, long lines to the concession stands were present all day and worshipers clamored for hot dogs, nachos, and smoothies.

Hot dogs, and other processed meats, are one of the most unholy creations known to man. Eating hot dogs increases your risk of cancer as much as smoking cigarettes. Many cancer prevention groups even warn people to avoid hot dogs as much as possible. Hardly seems the appropriate food for a prayer and fasting rally.

Fasting for religious purposes doesn’t really bother me but people not being able to go 7 hours without processed meat is really annoying.