A License to Kill.

A rare white deer has been discovered in Scotland and hunters are clamoring to be the first to kill it.  Hundreds of hunters are participating in a bidding war to over the “right” to kill the majestic animal.  The auction is expected to reach over $8,000.

Advocates for Animals spokesman Ross Minett gave statement recently:

“Most people will be disgusted by the thought that the appearance of such a rare and beautiful animal has prompted a bloodthirsty race to kill it.”

I hope that whoever wins the “right” to kill the rare white deer takes Dick Cheney with them on the hunt.  I’ll provide the booze.