Bloody Band-Aids, Pizza Hut’s New Topping

A Pizza Hut customer worries he contracted AIDS or Hepatitis from a bloody band-aid he found baked into his pizza.

After biting into a slice of Pizza Hut pizza last weak, Ken Weiczerza tasted something rubbery and dank. To his horror, the odd topping turned out to be a bloody used band-aid. The used bandage, and its juices, were actually baked into the pizza crust and Ken wants Pizza Hut to pay for HIV and Hepatitis tests. This reasonable request has so far gone unanswered.

Ken and his wife have been calling and writing the Pizza hut management for weeks trying to resolve the issue but have gotten the cold shoulder. Pizza Hut did however respond to media inquires about the incident and essentially called Ken a liar. A Pizza Hut representative told press “the bandage and the crust are not consistent with Pizza Hut protocol.” The problem is, Ken has never had an opportunity to show the restaurant the crust or the bandage so their denial is totally unfounded.

Would someone really go this far to get free HIV and Hepatitis tests?