Jewel New Oscar Mayer Spokesman.

The world’s largest processed meat company has signed folk/country singer and 90s superstar Jewel to be their new spokesman.

Jewel kicks off her new Oscar Mayer partnership with a big sweepstakes where you can enter to win a leather purse filled with processed meat. The perfect gift for someone that you hope dies of a heart attack. If this is any indication of how this new relationship is going to play out over the years then I think we are all in for a treat.

Look for Jewel this summer as she tours the country in the Weinermoblie singing “My Bologna Has A First Name.”