Obama Should Snuggle with the Super Chicks.

Obama administration insiders revealed to Star Magazine that the President is also known as the “Gamer-in-Chief.”  It seems that every night before bed, Obama snuggles up with his BlackBerry to play a few games.  Word on the street is that the Prez prefers BrickBreaker but I think he would much prefer to play some of my all time favorites:

1) The Super Chick Sisters- This game is modeled after the the classic Super Mario Brothers except this one is way more fun.  For one, you get to be one of the coolest animal rights figures in history…NUGGET! The story line is that Colonel Sanders has kidnapped anti-KFC activist Pamela Anderson and it’s your job to save her from his greasy clutches.

2) Make Fred Spew- This game is a littler simpler and involves less strategy so it would be an excellent one for Barack if he’s had a long day of saveing the universe.  The goal is to make Fred spew by giving him milk products which naturally contain pus, antibiotics, and blood.

3) Dolphin Olympics- Remember the time you went to Sea World with your family and saw those huge dolphins and whales in those tiny chlorinated tanks forced to do tricks?  Now you can see dolphins do even cooler tricks (like fly into space) without having to contribute to their captivity.  Dolphin Olympics takes a little more skill but it can make for hours of enjoyment.  They even have a sequel just in case you get board with the first one!

There you go Barack.  These games are a lot more fun than BrickBreaker and some of them can even teach you a little something about animal rights.  Be sure to check out even more cool games from PETA like the ones I just mentioned.