Company Cares For Animals After Rapture.

Mere days away from the May 21st doomsday rapture, many people are growing concerned about what will become of their animal companions once they are taken to heaven. Luckily, some business-minded and animal friendly atheists have a solution.

Since many Christians believe that animals don’t have souls and can’t go to heaven, many are expecting millions of animal companions to be left behind. For a mere $135, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets (made-up of atheist animal rescuers) will come to your home and take your animals into safety after you’ve been taken to heaven.

Background checked and atheist certified rescuers have been recruited from all over the country to be able to rescue all the animals on the service within 18-24 hours maximum. The rescuers have agreed to adopt or find homes for every animal they pick up.

If you have a fish or a newt that you would like taken into care, sorry. Eternal Earth-Bound Pets only works with dogs, cats, rabbits, birds, and small caged mammals. In some states they may be able to rescue camels, donkeys, llamas, and horses but you have to ask. 

For a one-time payment of $135, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets sounds like a pretty good deal. Whether you believe in the May 21st rapture or not, it’s good to see people making emergency accommodations for their animal friends and a little rapture insurance never hurt anyone…right?