500-Pound Pig Killed After Minivan Escape.

A Washington State Patrol officer shot and killed an escaped 500-pound pig near Spokane Valley after several failed attempts to stun her with a taser.

The enormous pig was being kept in the back of a minivan and escaped through a broken window. After several attempts to use a stun gun and one attempt to lasso her, the pig was shot and killed.  Her body was later removed from the scene by a tow truck.

To make the story just that much more strange, the State Patrol says that pig’s owner had just purchased the pig for breeding. Wow.

There are so many things wrong with this story I don’t even know where to start. I guess first of all, who is driving around a 500-pound pig in a minivan?