McLobster Rumors Put to Rest.

Sorry folks, don’t expect to see this on the dollar menu any time soon. McDonalds has officially quashed rumors of a national release of the infamous McLobster sandwich.  

Available seasonally in the far Northeast United States, the McLobster is a seemingly “healthy” alternative to the regular meat burger.  Truth is that the chopped bits of lobster are held together with about 1/2 cup of mayo and seasoned with a handful of salt. Don’t let the lettuce shreds fool you, the McLobster is not healthy in the slightest.

Many wanted the slimy sandwich and anger spread by false reports even caused some customers to freak out on YouTube.

If this has ruined your day… I’m sorry.  Try to contain yourself.  It’s for your own good.