Who Drinks The Most Pus?

By now most people know that milk contains an incredible amount of pus cells.  The milk industry says they help fight infection (that’s what pus does) but most people just say it makes them want to spew.

The USDA mandates that pus levels stay under 750 million pus cells per liter so don’t worry, these top three pus guzzling states are well under the legal limit. 

1.  Florida - 538 million pus cells per liter.

2.  Alabama - 444 million pus cells per liter

3.  Nevada - 442 million pus cells per liter.

Unfortunately, after these three top offenders the numbers don’t drop off.  The average number hovers between 200-300 pus cells per liter for any given state.  

Kinda puts a thick white pus filled damper on that cereal you had this morning huh?