Tweeting for Meat Meds: Pfizer Beef 2.0

Yes, the same folks that brought your dad Viagra are now making sure your meat is sufficiently vaccinated before it hits your plate.  Not ones to be outdone by savvy grassroots animal rights activists, Pfizer is taken to Tweeting the latest and greatest info to satisfy all your cattle vaccination needs through “Pfizer Beef” on Twitter. 

This level of sophistication in the cattle meds business really makes you stop and think, “what the hell is being done to our food?”  Maybe some of these horrifying and hilarious tweets will help answer that question:

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This is so strange, are cattle ranchers really reading twitter to find the latest news about implants and semen straws?  I can’t imagine this would be an effective platform for the pharmaceutical giant.

Number 5 is my favorite.  Come eat some meat filled with pharmaceutics while we tell you about science!  I wish I had found these sooner, I just bought a bunch of semen straws too.