Your Mother Was a Mackerel.

Photo Caption: Three d-bags compensate for their small penises.

Recently the WWF warned that Mediterranean bluefin tuna stocks were on the verge of collapse, and the breeding population just three years from extinction, as a result of overfishing and a failure to curb our desire to eat raw tuna.  Scientists are racing to make sure that humans will never have to see the day when fancy bourgeois sushi restaurants won’t serve tuna.

Because the breeding population of bluefin may all be eaten soon, scientists hope to place bluefin eggs and sperm into the uterus of mackerel as a type a surrogate mother.

People amaze me with their stupidity.  The lengths people will go to not change their eating habits is staggering

Our first thought is not “maybe we should not eat tuna for awhile” it’s “how do we keep eating tuna even after we’ve eaten all the tuna?”  Tuna is a vitally important species to the survival of life in the oceans and survival of life in the oceans means the survival of humans.

Stop eating fish, especially tuna.